Mercy Savages have spent the prior week fighting an unholy-dog-shit alliance, all bound together by a wet paper towel known as the Valhalla CC.
The ShoshaKebab remake known as, Akuma, KOS (LOL), and even the Once-Mighty SnapChat Group were called upon to challenge Mercy dominance.
Some say, I get my writing style from the leader of a closed Single team, but that is false, my writing style comes from a man who can not be mentioned for legal reasons, but it's safe to say 6-.... (OH CRAP) COUGH I mean Mercy.
Will Always Be First And Foremost A Multi Team.
We may come give you a little nuggie during the Single boss and give your alliance of single + multi team merge a desperate struggle but when it comes to our area, and we mass the GOONS, it doesn't even come close.
Mercy Leadership can admit we got Complacent; we had been fighting the kebab-alliance for the better part of a week in single; we figured because of the constant beat downs and humiliations in multi Valhalla CC had learnt their place and had just become a justiciar veng bolting team for their allies, we figured they were done with multi.
Valhalla hard massed to fight the friday KOTH event, and managed to secure a win over 12 Mercy voice chat users, and boy did they let us know about it.
You would think they had won a 200Meter Sprint in a wheel chair by how much pipe was said, AND THEY WERE NOT GOING TO GIVE A FIGHT ON THE SUNDAY VS A FULL MASS THIS WAS THEIR CAPE.
Mercy Masterminds took note of this and planned to fight koth with a full mass the following friday, where Deranking is no issue, however we were LIED TO BY A WEASEL
We fought, we destroyed, we "left no doubt", they unranked, got a dildo shoved repeatedly up their bum bum.
What was even funnier was when Valhalla (+ Various alliances) realised despite the derank they were STILL GOING TO LOSE VIA POINTS (LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL) the NERD at the Valhalla support office came up with a plan to Rerank people and attempt a final hit from the 30 line south of REVS, scoop up some points tele out before dying and claim victory.
Well of course Mercy heard this as it was happening and had designated TBers to deny the escape.
THIS MADE IT WORSE FOR THEM
As it stands, since opening 4 months ago Mercy has won 99.6 perfect of twice-weekly KOTH events we congrulate vallhalla on the 0.4%, although it was short lived..
MERCY IS HERE TO STAY